Come drink with us. For the low price of an arm and a leg, you can pretend to live a life of luxury while filling your camera roll with photos to impress your fake friends on Instagram. No matter how much you drink, you will never be able to fill the empty hole in your heart. Cheese and charcuterie included. Bring your mistress on a weekday and enjoy the platinum hush package--cash only and they must be over 21.